This podgy lump of flesh is the Repaired Soldier Miniature by Onmioji from We Print Miniatures, a grotesque yet oddly endearing figure that adds a dose of dark humour to any tabletop adventure. Covered in mismatched armour plates and crude stitches, this soldier looks like he’s been patched up one too many times and sent straight back into battle. The sculpt’s exaggerated bulk and uneven proportions give him a strangely human charm, as if he’s trying his best despite his many repairs. The most amusing detail is the frying pan strapped to his belt, a practical touch suggesting that no matter how bleak the war, mealtime is still sacred. Whether he’s wielding it as a weapon or using it to fry up a battlefield breakfast, it’s sure to raise a smile.
From the image, this trench fighter reads as an anthropomorphic pig-faced brute with a wide, toothy snarl, wearing a spiked trench helmet and heavy, patched uniform. He’s posed braced for a firefight, gripping a compact firearm across his chest, with belt pouches and kit hanging from his waist—perfect visual cues for grimdark trench warfare scenarios, alt-history battles, or a Trench Crusade-style squad. The chunky silhouette, stitched repairs, and utilitarian gear make it a standout character piece for painters who enjoy weathering, mud, and battle-damage effects.
This is a resin miniature (we also offer resin miniatures across the range) ideal for Dungeons and Dragons, skirmish wargames, and narrative campaigns where you want a memorable, darkly comic “patched-up” frontline trooper on the table.
