Trench Soldier Miniature

This podgy lump of flesh is the Repaired Soldier Miniature by Onmioji from We Print Miniatures, a grotesque yet oddly endearing figure that adds a dose of dark humour to any tabletop adventure. Covered in mismatched armour plates and crude stitches, this soldier looks like he’s been patched up one too many times and sent straight back into battle. The sculpt’s exaggerated bulk and uneven proportions give him a strangely human charm, as if he’s trying his best despite his many repairs. The most amusing detail is the frying pan strapped to his belt, a practical touch suggesting that no matter how bleak the war, mealtime is still sacred. Whether he’s wielding it as a weapon or using it to fry up a battlefield breakfast, it’s sure to raise a smile. Staying true to Onmioji’s original design, this fantasy model is available in 28mm, 32mm, 35mm, 55mm, and 75mm scales, perfect for Dungeons and Dragons or any quirky tabletop campaign.