{"product_id":"tired-guard-fantasy-miniature-sleepy-tavern-gatekeeper-npc","title":"Tired Guard Fantasy Miniature Sleepy Tavern Gatekeeper NPC","description":"\u003cp\u003eMeet \u003cstrong\u003eTired Guard Fantasy Miniature\u003c\/strong\u003e by Vae Victus from We Print Miniatures, a character whose relaxed demeanor suggests he’s had one too many nights at the local tavern. With his ample belly and half-closed eyes, this guard looks more interested in catching a nap than defending the fortress. Perfect for games of Dungeons and Dragons, so laid back he’s nearly asleep, he’s the kind of guard you don’t want watching the gates - at least not until he wakes up, and preferably not before 11am!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e the pose sells the joke: a slouched, weary stance with a droopy, tired expression, a hooded head and simple, well-worn armor over a rounded belly. He’s carrying a small sidearm at his hip, making him ideal as a town watchman, gate guard, sleepy sentry, or tavern-hardened patrolman in any fantasy settlement scene.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted in 28mm, 32mm, 35mm and 55mm scales, this miniature captures the humorous and relatable details of a weary warrior, from his slouched stance to the well-worn armour stretched over his belly. Perfect for D\u0026amp;D campaigns or as a comedic NPC in your fantasy setting, the Tired Guard adds a touch of laid-back charm to any adventure. Whether he’s snoozing at his post or reluctantly springing into action, he’s a lighthearted addition to your collection that’s sure to raise a smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis listing is for a \u003cstrong\u003eresin miniature\u003c\/strong\u003e (and pairs well with other \u003cstrong\u003eresin miniatures\u003c\/strong\u003e for town guard patrols, city watch encounters, and humorous roleplay moments). Great for tabletop gaming, roleplaying props, and painter-friendly display projects.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vae Victis","offers":[{"title":"28mm","offer_id":45682193334484,"sku":"VA09730","price":7.45,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"32mm","offer_id":45682193301716,"sku":"VA09726","price":7.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"35mm","offer_id":45682193236180,"sku":"VA09725","price":8.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"55mm","offer_id":53564169421174,"sku":"VA28018","price":18.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"75mm","offer_id":55900993519990,"sku":"VA34325","price":29.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0475\/9938\/6776\/files\/tired-guard-fantasy-miniature-sleepy-tavern-gatekeeper-npc.png?v=1777370344","url":"https:\/\/weprintminiatures.com\/products\/tired-guard-fantasy-miniature-sleepy-tavern-gatekeeper-npc","provider":"We Print Miniatures","version":"1.0","type":"link"}